Order of Eternity

Heroic Raiding Guild on Whisperwind

About Us

Greetings, traveler. You've stumbled upon Order of Eternity, a World of Warcraft guild that can only be described as "adequately mediocre and proudly so." Our fearless leader is Infynite, who nominally runs things but, in practice, mostly just agrees with whatever the guild collectively decides. It’s democracy with slightly less paperwork and way more donkeys.

We’re a motley crew of players ranging from “new to the game and still clicking spells” to “vaguely competent but easily distracted.” If you’re looking for a low-stress environment where no one will yell at you for standing in fire (too much), congratulations—you’ve found your people. Whether you're a veteran, a complete newbie, or just someone who appreciates midget jokes more than is socially acceptable, we’ve got a spot for you.

Our primary goal is to earn the heroic raiding achievement "Ahead of the Curve" for each major raid tier. However, since we raid a grand total of four hours a week, we typically achieve this goal in the nick of time—if at all. Punctuality is overrated anyway.

Our humor leans heavily toward the juvenile, with a borderline unhealthy fixation on midgets, donkeys, and innuendo that might make your HR department nervous. Despite being mostly working adults scattered across the United States, we’ve maintained the comedic sensibilities of a group of teenagers left unsupervised.

So, if you're tired of high-pressure guilds and are looking for a place where the primary metric for success is how much we laugh during a raid wipe, the Order of Eternity might just be the home you never knew you needed. Come for the raiding, stay for the memes.

Raid Schedule

Discord

We use discord for voice communication and chatting during the day. To gain access, enter the password you were given in guild chat: